🤣😭🤭😄😂😆

Oh no

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣 i love these type of comments

The puma is in danger

😂😂😂😂

Racist???

@@fruityz0mbie Its Not???

Я русский/I'm Russian

Omg I laughed 10 mins straight bc of this joke keep it up man

good one

BLYAAT

he’s saying meow in Russian lol

Пхахахахпх🤣🤣🤣 лол, ну что, наши коты те ещё проказники)

"Well you're not wrong."

gonna be a funny ocasion

elinathelifewolf I was thinking that too 😂😂

It should be "Eh Keht"

Liked this because I wanted to be the 1,000th like

F

Nice

Tbh no one wants to robb a russian’s house even if they don’t have a puma pet

Why did i think about the same thing

Hahahahaha Is bad that I read the end but like I was a Chinese man

True story

you probs woučdnt be able to tell russian from another slavic language lol, especially other east slavic ones

@@lil_weasel219 ok whats your point?

Tomo Nuotykiai There’s no point. He’s just being nit picky.

Lmao

You should check out (the lion whisperer) (Dean Schneider) and Luna_the_pantera on UKposts they all do amazing job raising wild animals in captivity

​@@IStandWithRussiaZOV I know this is old but I absolutely love Luna the Pantera. I'll have to check out the other one, never heard of him. 😊

@@kristinwojtowich8902 I been following Luna the panther For about 2 years i haven't missed one video lol I love Luna and the whole family

Puma goes blyat

@@slothmaster1845 ikr

But theres one sound that no one knows

AAAAAAAAAAH

I thought it kept saying, "DAD" or "DAAH."

And a 10 dollar leash from petco.

clevdizzle and it wasnt even raining

Thanks for that I haven’t lol’d in a minute 😂

@@onevoltten7352 good point

If I just randomly saw a puma in a rain coat like in the woods id probably LMS for sure😝..(they're not in the woods but still)

Good comment! I love all your points.😀

Emulator's Gsmibg other countries: but this is a puma... Russian: it's cat in house. It's housecat

каво чево россия и европа

Best comment ever!!! Lol

I am Russian this is one of the smaller cats.

@@nem3sis.yt_ lol made my day man 😂😂😂😂

Lol

Hotel:Closed Quarantine ¯\_ (ツ) _/¯

Si

kkkk ok mano

KKKKKKK

Friend: Ohhh

Sarah Melchior friend : when I’m asking that question ? Me : I need a like in youtube comment

Finally english speaking not making jokes about home nuclear reactor and bears with vodka

🤭😂

Vodka komlet

Well, he identifies as a normal house cat.

Did you just assume their gender?

The puma is a lot more patient and well mannered than any cat i ever saw... It is even easier to handle than any dog... The puma was used to the routine of washing off the paws, i would have a hard time attempting to do that with a dog. My family's dog is hard to get in to the shower, which he needs to do every now and then, he stinks if he is left to do his own cleaning. + He has a very smelly breath because he is so old. He has rotten teeth, so people do not like to pet him as much any more 😞 it truly is a shame. And we do pet, and cuddle with him still though, but it is a big sacrifice every time. Would love a puma though, this one acted more like a dog than a cat 🙂😉 he even slipped under the bed, just like our dog Tyson 😃

Torbjørn Hagen they make dog treats that help with breathe. It’s worth a try

@Cole Higgins r/whoooosh

Lol

It's more like "MEOW"

Tiger "Groarrss"

My cat screams

@EL GATO UKpostsR yes it is. Just bigger

LMAO

When was that ?

17:31

Lmao!!

Lmfao

Hahahaha thats funny mine does does the same thing

I usually sleep on my back so mine has taken to KNEADING MY ASS as my wake-up call. I have to say, it's very effective. And also painful. VERY PAINFUL. It's like a metaphor for life: "wake up screaming and bitter, everyday"

Could you imagine this cat jumping on your bed and smacking you in the head 🤣🤕

@@UnlimitedFlyers haha well I guess it likes a nice booty lol

Your cat is the Real puma

🤣🤣🤣

Landlord: “Which type of cat?” This guy: “The big type” Landlord: “Ah, has he been stealin’ all the cookies?” This guy: “No, *whispers* just the kids”

welp

Landlord: You have my rent? This Guy: Come get it

😂💀

I can't even search for this,i dont know what the title says

OGS_LUCK BOI I searched for this

The algorithm has blessed us once again....

yea recommendations

Let's be honest, who gives a shit?

100%

😂😂😂😂

THIS NEEDS MORE LIKES!

dinosaur isnt a monophyletic group, as in dinosaur isnt a real cathegory. Chicken is just fine.

🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂funniest comment here

LOLOLOL!!! 😂

Exactly what I was thinking. Thief might be a snack.

That's a cougar

@@gianteffinglizard9379 a puma is a cougar

Once it starts drinking vodka and slav squats, only then will it be any more Russian.

*Ok, now it can’t... right?*

If only it was Adidas tracksuit then it would be the *ULTIMATE RUSSIAN*

It’s a raincoat ...

@@charlesuzozie5747 what about his ushanka?

пума такая милая я хочу больше мультиков от тебя давай пока пока

I was just looking for this comment

welp time for me to go home for i have seen everything

Mind u, I haven’t seen no rain yet

Only in Russia

🤣🤣 for real id deadass be like oh shit and dip tf outta there

And then you end up saying "It's me or the Puma".

Kids would still be more hard

Same difference

No kids yet who needs kids when you have a childlike puma!!!!!! Yah! Yippee!!

@@andreadesalvo3000 yeah....wait until it grows to adulthood, then start spraying and going into heat and stuff. Really fun stuff.

Enjoyed today's video immensely. Thank you for taking such good care of this beautiful cat.🤠

This cat's life is way better than mine.

@@shiishinchiu6636 To smutne

😆😆

Yep

Haha

You know that there's an american family that lives with a Bison in their house?! Or a man that owns a Tiger, it destroys a couch within 10 seconds...

Yep

Facts.

That was horrible. You should be very proud. 😂👍

Jackets sells more than puma sneaker bro.

CLAVIN ZKL bruh I hope you know he was talking about the PUMA he lives with

You embarrass your kids with that mouth?

At least them have some use

@@MasterP86 😳👍

@Proxima true

Hella dumb!!!!

Proxima Which means you were at one point

haha...they love animals good or bad

😂😂🤣

That comment made me sad

Дааа русские такие

@@9290436563 there are no good or bad animals

Break*

False. The Puma is tamed and it won't attack a soul.

Agree. But Messi is a good boy.

Messi is very tender. But I'd like to see someone try!

King 24 she is still a puma and will respond to aggression like the wild animal she is .

Imagine being a neighbor with kids. Imagine he's renting the downstairs part to you and your family and one day he says oh by the way I got a seriously beautiful pet but you might not want to know what it is, or see it.

I was thinking the same. I just start laughing only thinking how the thief will run 😄😄😄😄

Im just gonna yeet myself out of there

I already posted this on another video from this channel, so forgive me if you've already seen it. Sign on door: Beware of Cat. Burglar laughs, breaks in. Puma: *"Munchies!"*

Gay comment

Lol literally both 😂

Acting like a cougar

Yes.

Darien Piggles both

I mean when it jumps up on that giant spindle that was pretty cat like at 10:27

Haha I love that but as a owner of big dogs who makes this joke as well I still have a fear of them killing my dogs out of fear and I'm sure he does too. All it takes is one bullet

Laver constantine or a good training

@@constantine9142 well if he shoots them in the head Plus animals can deal with way more damage then human So stop worring much^^

@@GeorgeOrwellsBookuhhhh1984 no, are you completely dumb, even a normal bullet can pierce the head of a puma. So knowing that if a robber come inside he will face head to head the puma, that's exactly where he would shoot if he's afraid.

*Breaks in once more but with some meat* Robber: now he won't eat me *Going upstairs* *A sleeping guy* Robber: oh, that must be an owner *Sleeping guy start speaking Russian* Robber: OH SH*T *BREAKS OUT WITH A SPEED'O'LIGHT*

😂

Ahahahahah

Akira Suzuki very true

Hahaha

Ха-ха-ха

😂😂😂

😂

😂

and the other smaller cat is in fact a rat pretending to be one 😂

😂😂😂

Fofo, inteligente, Rio com eles.

Facts bro

Even my dog doesn’t talk to me or bark at me ;-;

@@itz_lucky_ducky2724 :o

Amirul Asyraf What an awful thing to say...

he kinda killed the comment hype

I get the joke but he kinda is it's a big cat

Man even putin have one it not that big of a deal in russia to have a big cat

Luke Jade Tempest Well, you need to understand people have different standards about big or small. Obviously for Russian this is a pussy cat.

А ты откуда?

Yeah, pets raise YOU in Russia

They rescued Messi. You should research their story before judging them. Messi has a form of dwarfism and could never be released back into the wild.

I feel like there's one of these comments on every video

@@rebella8898 they arnt judging them lol

Maksui Ackerman 🤣🤣🤣

That what the big cat is gonna day about the owner one day a fact

Say

Did you come up with that all by yourself?

Puma:Mmmm..let me put some butter on you.

Tiger king? Seems America can do this too

tom brown "Normal"

@NotHelios - Fact.

Pumas yes... But, bears ..thats pushing it

localeboy808 ukposts.info/have/v-deo/gX1he3uFlnl_x30.html

Never heard a puma sound ... now I know what the puma says

Happy big cats make affectionate growls that you’ve heard in the beginning

😆😆😆😆 a puma saying baaahh😆😆😆😆🤣🤣😂😂

@@Emoconsan lol

😂😂😂

Favorite comment

P.s b4 anyone comments this unoriginal I am well aware just found it quite bizarre that 19 million people clicked this video.

Make it 20

🤣🤣

Its just FACKS

eujistic and the title is Russian

Exactly same happened to me

says the american

He copied

How dumb people these day.He's just copied another comment

This is the best comment I've seen in a while, well played.

HAHHHHhhh! I like your style! ukposts.info/have/v-deo/bYecgKWGraNjuqM.html

false his whole life

About to end this man*

Oh wow i never thought that "Thief" has career

Cheeseballz r/doesn’t matter

Ok change question i got leon and i only have 200 trophies

☺️ The video has subtitles, turn it on... New videos about Messi and Gerda are released every Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday after 17.00 Moscow time; every Sunday at 15.00 Moscow time live broadcasts. There are no subtitles during the live broadcast - see the translations in the chat. Also, after a few days, a summary of the conversation is fixed at the beginning of the comment line

I would shit myself.. Then I would slowly shut the door and run like hell.

I was just thinking how he would be a cat lover's dream and a cat burgluar's nightmare

You copied this comment from someone else

I'd calmly back away, shut the door then get out of there!

That's a great big, huge, massive, double scoop of NOPE!!! 😄

Only in Russia

"Its time to hunt Chechen's with my Puma"

Kermit The Frog hahahaha

In mother Russia, the robbed break into robbers' house.

@A loud Italian what's the translation?

😬😬😬

TheBoatPirate u don’t wanna know....

​@@TheBoatPirate for example the Jay's song from Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back was mostly translated as "suka blya suka blya suka blya blya blya": ukposts.info/have/v-deo/oHeBnJusjZ6bs2Q.html Also i think that expression originally came from that movie, but i cant find any proof of that theory.

Amen to that! Loving, and smart, parents = loving animal.

🤣😂🤣

Imagine trying to get someone to believe your story when you tell them.

Stephen Older 😂Exacty

Stephen Older r/whooooshed

Imagine seeing this while high.

cqrterr I’m out going back home

OMG Это чудо!

O homem consegue do mesticar qualquer animal só que o homem e uma fera indomesticavel não consegue do mesticar a si mesmo

better yet...Try being the building manager and trying to explain this to a new tenant like: Manager: what frank? he's harmless New tenant: NO, THE GODDAMN PUMA!!!

This actually made me laugh out load....because I'd be that guy

No you will say " oh that's my neighbours Franck and Messi himself "

Russians be like..

Aniah Drummond ahahahhaa 🤣🤣🤣

🤣

Stuff just started to piece themselves together...🤣🤣

Last man standing

Same

just another weird pet in russia, the normal is brown bears

Literally

Be

Hola soy de Puebla

Oh my mom and dad are Russian 😐

@@peterlozinsky382 do they have puma